[text] I am concerned for anyone that agrees to go out with me after seeing these
[text] My profile says “Roberto. Spanish. Enjoys travelling to mexico and messing with drug cartels because I like the thrill of running for my life.”
[text] I am too, to be honest.
[text] haha wow. that’s ridiculous but weirdness can work on tinder though.
[text] well my students told me about this tinder app thing you use to hook up with hot baes right?
[text] So I am taking the most riduculous pictures possible and acting completely insane just to try and see if I can still score a date
[text] So far I have a photo of me dressed as jesus on top of a tree with my peacoks, a photo of me eating pasta in a bathtub while wearing a victorian dress and using a laptop, a picture of me in a romantic date with my fake leg, the picture I just sent you and a picture of me falling on the river tryng to ride a bike wearing a banana costume. he fall wasn’t planned
[text] right.
[text] haha that’s pretty funny.
[text] well. I’m sure those photos will definitely get attention.
[text] Do what makes you happy man. No matter how stupid it may be
[text] The only thing stopping yourself from sucess is you
[text] Also I am doing a social experiment I took a bunch f these
[text] solid advice. Will consider.
[text] Huh. what’s the social experiment then?
[He has just texted you a photo of himself playing saxophone while wearing a vampire costume on top of his horse. No further explanation. That’s it. The horse was wearing a tophat]
[text This is magnificent.
[text] Thank you. I am glad you appreciate my artistic expression
[text] You’re welcome. I’m glad you continue these kinds of ventures. They look fun.
[He has just texted you a photo of himself playing saxophone while wearing a vampire costume on top of his horse. No further explanation. That’s it. The horse was wearing a tophat]
[text This is magnificent.
[text] I’ll let you know when I have everything ready
[text] Let’s conquer the world
[text] Alright cool.
[text] yeah. takeover is imminent.
[text] Well whatever you are, I think you are cool and I respect you
[text] And I like to spend time with you
[text] That’s how I knoow this plan can’t fail
[text] thanks. I like spending time with you too.
[text] should be a fun plan at least.
[text] Come on, you are cool
[text] Heh. Cool? maybe.
[text] Guy? not so much i discovered.
[text] Let’s do it Saam. Let’s feel alive
[text] Feel the wind in our cool new hairs and go around town being teh coolest guys around
[text] heh of course.
[text] In our new styles sure. You can be the coolest guy and I’ll be.. me. Or something like that.
[text] I’ll get a bike. And learn to ride it. Then we can go and stop the pretty ladies on the street
[text] Do people still do that? That’s how you used to get a wife back then. Good days
[text] Well at least the biking sounds pretty fun.
[text] I don’t know how well that’ll fly these days. But I guess that depends on the area.
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