plvsultra:

[text] I don’t even remember ordering these

[text] What if.. A duck shape?

[text] strange.

[text] perfect. very meta. I like it.

plvsultra:

@seekesotsibteadmist

[text] apparently I ordered 1000 rubber ducks
[text] what do I do with this

[text] Make a weird art installation. Put them in some shape.

plvsultra:

[text] True. I’ll go with that

[text] This is fun

[text] I am concerned for this girl tho she clearly has no self preservation nstincts who talks to someone like this

[text] sounds wild.

[text] I am also a little concerned. she just clearly doesn’t much care.

plvsultra:

[text] which is weirder, having a life size fake horse or having an actual horse?

[text] … i think having the life size fake horse. because really why.

plvsultra:

[text] she asked if the horse is real

[text] how do you get a fake horse

[text] oh wow…

[text] maybe if it’s a toy horse. but those are pretty obviously fake. and usually not so large.

plvsultra:

[text] I’ll pretend im on a cult

[text] that always test peoples insanity

[text] sounds like a fun plan. really riles up reactions.

plvsultra:

[text] Yes.

[text] Oh man I just got a match people really are crazy enough

[text] cool.

[text] haha people are wild.

plvsultra:

seekesotsibteadmist:

[text] uh huh. I;m sure that would be an adventure within itself.

[text] Right? 

[text] Anyway, wanna come over tomorrow? I’ll make pizza

[text] totally.

[text] and yeah I’ll come over. pizza sounds good. maybe we can watch some bad movies.

plvsultra:

[text] I really hope the police gets called I’d love to explain this to the cops

[text] Officer I am just crazy, but I ain’t dangerous

[text] uh huh. I;m sure that would be an adventure within itself.

plvsultra:

[text] worst case scenario the police gets called on me. Best case I get some hot pussy

[text] So I see no cons to this plan

[text] Tomorrow I’ll ask my students to help me improve it

[text] suppose something interesting will happen either way.

[text] hm best of luck then