paperworkanddogs:

[he hangs his head] I’m sorry, I forgot. I didn’t mean any harm, I assure you.

I know it’s easy to forget but I really going to need you remember that. It’s incredibly important – especially since I do enjoy your company from time to time. 

And I need to know that you respect that.

paperworkanddogs:

He sighs deeply, dramatically. “Mildly amusing will work. For now. I’ll think of a good one that you haven’t heard.”

Oddly enough the dramatic reaction is even more entertaining. “I’m sure you’ll find a good one. Plenty of good jokes out there. ”