Yes, and I might as well try with my other pets later. I don’t know – the older dogs certainly never showed any signs of being ticklish.
It’s at least worth the shot. If it works out, un thing to play with. If not, just another excuse to play your animals. Win-win for you as far as I can see.
Maybe I expected you to be more of a thriller seeker. Well, we all guess wrong things in our lives. As ridiculous that shirt is I would think it would make a good gift for a ‘friend’ in the future.
I have my moments. It would make for an entertaining gift. Maybe something silly like that would make for a nice surprise. I figure that’s what these kinds of shirts are for.
[a shrug] Maybe I would, maybe I wouldn’t. I was just curious about the appeal. But then again I should know better that sometimes what makes people buy things can’t fully be explained.
I do understand sometimes you’ve just got to get it for the fun of it.
I would kill for you. • I would make love to you. • I would fuck you. • I would protect you. • I would hurt you for a selfish cause. • I wish we had more in common. • I want nothing to do with you. • I want to see you cry. • I want a future with you. • I want to destroy your future. • I do not care what you do. • I am indifferent towards you. • I want children with you. • I love you ( platonically ) • I love you ( romantically ) • I love you like family. • You are my family. • I could fall in love with you. • I would lie for you. • I would fight by your side. • I will never let you go. • I would hold you while you cried. • I would hug you. • I want to kiss you. • I would stay by your bedside if you were ill. • I want to fall asleep with you in my arms. • I want to forget you. • I will never forget you. • I only want to make you proud. • I wish I could make you happy. • You deserve nothing. • I will never forgive you. • You confuse me.
“Well isn’t this a curious case? I still remember Gilbert trying to eliminate me from the face of the earth – quite literally. And it’s still somewhat surprising to me that he wasn’t successful. But you know – things have clearly changed a lot since then. And it’s for the best honestly. I don’t know he’s – he’s very interesting and I can’t help but have a certain respect for him these days. He’s got a perspective that I can appreciate. And it’s always kind of nice to see someone who doesn’t readily get caught up in the nonsense one so often sees around here. It makes for a neat contrast.
So I guess we’re on pretty good terms these days. I’m glad for it and hope to sometimes hang out or something sometime. He’s good for a beer and a solid talk about whatever.”
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