wietkoning‌:

Better than prison. Again.

Just promise me this is between us and not to be mentioned to Ned, eh? It’s Sinterklaas time and I don’t need more BS on me.

True that.

  It’s a promise. I know you don’t need anything else at this time. I don’t really like telling others about stuff like this anyway.

wietkoning‌:

I think I should stop drinking. Humans are stupid but apparently they can pack a punch.

..yeah maybe. Step on the ground so it stops making me feel dizzy, huh?

Yeah, it might not be a bad idea to at least take a break for a while. 

The first step is getting up off of there. Get used to actually standing and all that again.

  I’ll pull you up if you need the assistance.

wietkoning‌:

Gotta admit the guy has a hell of a punch, but damn. I think, maybe, I might have deserved it.

You see eight stars is that my head spinnin’?

Yeah, it’s actually impressive the strength he had. Shame that you had to find that out firsthand though. 

No..that’s just your head still spinning. Might take some time to get yourself together. Relatively together, that is.

wietkoning:

@seekesotsibteadmist | starter call

Do me a favor and don’t call the cops. I’m….. fine.

   ..Well, I’m not going to call the cops. I guess you’re probably going to just stay there for a while.

wietkoning‌:

I’ll hit the ole boy up on the info. More fun than Google and gives me an excuse to eat something new. If it’s good.

I don’t know if that’s a wise thing to ask, honestly.

Fair enough – might as well get it from the source.

True. Chances are the answer to that is no.

wietkoning:

seekesotsibteadmist‌:

Fair enough. Yeah – mean I find there’s so many subcultures there – makes things interesting. Oof, a fried Snickers bar – that’s wild. But I did have a fried oreo once.. not something to eat regularly but it wasn’t a bad treat.

…The fuck is an oreo? I mean bein’ Dutch means I fry a lot of stuff, but a candy bar is a bit much.

It’s a specific kind of cookie. I wouldn’t be the one to explain it. 

Yeah, I wonder if there’s anything that Americans won’t fry.

wietkoning‌:

Plenty. Maybe I’ll find somethin’ good. I dunno, American food is weird in general. Ever had a fried Snickers bar? Far out. Thought my arteries would clog immediately.

Fair enough. Yeah – mean I find there’s so many subcultures there – makes things interesting. Oof, a fried Snickers bar – that’s wild. But I did have a fried oreo once.. not something to eat regularly but it wasn’t a bad treat.

wietkoning‌:

Squish squish. Maybe Frankie can explain it. Ot maybe I should just… Not touch Twinkies.

I guess he of all people would know. And yeah just not touching them is a solid plan for now. There are plenty of other treats out there.

wietkoning‌:

They’re scary to think about eating. Have you felt one?? Terrifying. Coming from someone who has no idea what goes in most krokets and frikadel–

Honestly, they are. I’ve touched one and I just.. didn’t know what to make of it. It just feels so obviously constructed and yet squishy.

I don’t really know how people eat them really.

wietkoning:

I… Don’t understand Twinkies.

I don’t think they are made to be understood.

They just… are.