“Think I might parade up and down the streets several times just to show it off. It needs to be seen by more than you and I. As the Americans say, peace.”
“Sounds like a plan. Strut your stuff, dude. See you around.” Throws a peace sign out as Emilio goes to show off the shirt.
“Oh stahp it. This shirt spoke to me on a spiritual level. I’m simply lucky to have found it.” Yes, Emilio is very proud of his purchas.
“Nice. As you should feel lucky. That’s quite the discovery. Now all is right within your world – it’s all come into alignment. Or something like that.”
This is great. Saam is great. Going along with this tomfoolery. Emilio’s not going to mention that he’s half in the bag right now which would explain this nonsense.
“I know I know. They really are great aren’t they?“ That’s not what Saam said. “I’ve been debating getting those– what are they called? Pasties? For your nipples? Nipple pasties?”
Even if Emilio doesn’t mention being in the bag, Saam wouldn’t be remotely surprised if he was.At least the nonsense is entertaining.
“..Yeah sure. Real impressive. Nipple pasties… you thinking of getting some huh? I bet they’d make a fun impression for whoever you’re with.“ Why? Who knows.
He greatly appreciates the humorous sarcasm thrown his way, and continues to drone on. With the added bonus of a shoulder shimmie. “I love big tiddies. Little tiddies. I even like my tiddies. Are you writing it down? This material is golden.”
Saam is happily rolling with this clearly absurd scenario. The shimmy for emphasis is appreciated.
They continue the mock writing gesture. “Of course, of course. Wide range of taste in tiddies. Including your own – such pride. Very important declarations of course. ”
“Maybe once. It’s been a few decades since I’ve last visited.” The early-mid 90s got to be really weird at points for Saam. “I mean, it was interesting – I guess. Those that worked there were talented, I have to admit that. But not my kind of place really. ”
Perhaps because they kind of wanted to do the revealing? Who knows?
The result of a kiss to the nose may appear to be unexpected. A little chuckle couldn’t be resisted and tumbled out of the Estonian’s mouth as if embarrassed that it had happened at all. Perhaps Saam was a little sensitive to such gestures – even if they alluded their understanding a lot of the time.
“You always did have a way of getting attention, huh Emilio?” They replied with a dry smile, clearly not offended by the action. Only a little curious about what could have brought that on. Chances are it could have been absolutely nothing at all and that would not be terribly surprising.
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