Yay me
[he laughs. Then sighs again]
I am terrible. And I feel horrible for subjecting other people to this
….What did you even do on that date?
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[soon enough he’s there, through the window as always, and once inside he just lays in the floor and sighs]
I’m here..! I think…
Yes. You did make it here in one piece. Congratulations.
[text] Can I come over?
[text] I need to talk to someone
[text] Yeah sure.
[text] I’ll be ready when you get here.
[And he just disappears for like.. 6 hours]
[text] I’m alive. No murdering happened
[text] Uh.. Are you busy?
[text] Oh good. Glad to hear.
[text] Nah. Just chilling right now.
[text] I wil report back later if I don’t say anything in two hours call the police
[text] I can’t just trust internet people to not murder me
[text] Will do.
[text] That’s totally fair. Always good to have a backup plan.
[text] she went to the bathroom it’s fine
[text] why did I agree to this
[text] I will have to eat food I am not ready
[text] oh alright then.
[text] that is quite the mystery.
[text] I wish you the best of luck with that.
[text] remember that tinder thing I did as a joke a while ago?
[text] I’m on a date with a girl right now what do I do
[text] Oh wow.
[text] Uh maybe texting me while one a date isn’t the best idea. But you know – make her laugh, be kind to her, listen to what she has to say.
[text] ask questions about her life. Idk
“Nice. After it’s over we can hang out. This new bowling place opened up, do you like bowling?”
“Cool. I can enjoy bowling – it’s pretty fun.“
“Yeah.. Oh, we’re having a concert next saturday. Classical music. The kids will play, I’ll sing. Wanna come? We’re raising funds for computers that don’t have viruses on them”
“Oh that sounds really nice. I’d definitely like to come to that.“
“Right? This job keeps me going. I don’t know how I managed to just sit on my ass for so long. No wonder I was getting worse. And empty mind is satan’s workshop”
“Yeah. It’s obvious that you needed something helpful to do with your life.“
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