“I’m not too particular about that. Trimmed is appreciated but otherwise, I’ll just roll with whatever they have. “
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Easy Answer Smut
Send a sentence and my muse will respond with a short answer.
1. Swallow cum or take it in the ass/pussy?
2. Favorite place to cum/be cummed on?
3. Give or receive oral?
4. Top or bottom?
5. Favorite pet name to be called in bed?
6. Favorite name to call your partner in bed?
7. Ass or titties?
8. On the floor or against the wall?
9. Describe the sexiest lingerie you can think of.
10. Body shots?
11. Best place to have sex?
12. Do you use toys? What kind?
13. Best song to fuck to?
14. Daddy kink?
15. Funniest thing to happen during sex?
16. Would you participate in a threesome?
17. Does pain turn you on?
18. Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
19. Would you sext or send nudes?
20. Would you eat ass?
22. Would you wear a collar?
23. Do you watch porn? What kind?
24. Kinkiest thing you’ve done?
25. Describe the perfect scenario for sex.
26. Pubes or clean shaven?
27. Favorite position?
28. How loud are you during sex?
50 Shades of Blue! Send a colour to ask something sexual:
Aqua: Top or bottom?
Azure: What’s your biggest turn-on?
Baby Blue: Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?
Carolina: Have you ever had sex with someone of a different gender?
Cerulean: What’s your biggest turn-off?
Cyan: What’s your sexual orientation?
Cobalt: Rough or soft?
Cornflower: Are you a virgin?
Denim: Are you naturally submissive or dominant?
Electric: Do you prefer lingerie to regular underwear?
Indigo: Do you like phone sex?
Lapis: What’s your best fantasy?
Midnight: Are you into role-play?
Oxford: Have you ever had sex with more than one person?
Periwinkle: Do you use toys often?
Persian: Would you do public sex at all?
Powder Blue: Vanilla sex or spiced up?
Prussian: Confess a kink to me?
Royal: What’s your favourite position?
Sapphire: When was the last time you had sex?
Sky: Do you read smut/watch porn?
Teal: Where was the strangest place you ever had sex?
Tiffany: Would you/do you do sex work?
Turquoise: Have you ever taken part in group sex?
True: Do you remember your first time?
Ultramarine: Do you do/enjoy oral?
Zaffre: Make up your own question!
33 35 44 46
- 33: What your favorite part of your body:
“I like to think I’ve got nice eyes. I don’t know. It’s hard to play favorites really when it’s only fairly recently that I’ve gotten to like the body a little bit more.”
- 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
“Ehhh. I don’t know. I’m initially inclined to go greater just because I’m a little more interested in love. But neither is really all that required, so maybe I’ll just go with equal as something I actually feel.“
- 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
“I haven’t. I..I don’t know if I would. Maybe I could be convinced but it’s not exactly a fantasy that I actively have or anything.“
- 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
“Being really comfortable. If I can fully feel at ease and just hang out with someone I like, it’s much more ease to go from cozy to affectionate to whatever else.“
24, 26, 27
- 24: Three spots that drive you insane: “More spots? Hmm, chest, jawline, back. That can you know do some interesting things.”
- 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: “Of course, nothing like hearing someone let you know how much they are enjoying the experience.”
- 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: “Worst? Oh that – uh maybe pursuing someone in a position of authority. That was kind of a strange situation all around.”
17, 22, 33
- 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
“Ah… I. No. I haven’t really. I don’t see the appeal in doing so. So I wouldn’t either. ”
- 22: One sexual thing you would never do:
“….Being degraded to the point of tears. humiliation for me isn’t something I’d enjoy.”
- 33: What your favorite part of your body:
“If I had to choose, I guess my legs are pretty nice. I mean, I think so but it’s all very subjective really.”
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:21: How big is too big:22: One sexual thing you would never do:23: Biggest turn on:24: Three spots that drive you insane:25: Worst possible time to get horny:26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans
20. “Personally, I’m not a fan of food during a sexual experience. Unless ice counts – but that’s more sensation than anything else. Tends to get messier than necessary. But I could be convinced to try a thing or two.”
21. “Too big? Can be fairly accommodating but…if I am scared looking at it, then it’s probably going to be a rough time. Might have to work out some other form of play in that case.”
22.”What I’d never do..? Probably not one for watersports to be honest.”
23.”Biggest turn on – being worshipped. The sound of someone’s voice. Feeling someone’s hands all over, restraint.Sorry, I’ve got a few things.”
24. “Neck, inner thighs, collarbones”
25: “During a meeting, especially when I clearly don’t want to be there.”
26. “Oh hell yes, I do love the sound of hearing my partner moan. It’s truly a delightful sound to say the least.”
Epic TMI Question List:
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
79. Answer any question that you are asked
Reblog and see what numbers your followers send you!:
MBTI + Tops and Bottoms
ENFP: Either pillow princess or powerbottom, depending on how they feel that day
INFP: Pretends to be a top, but you so much as touch their shoulder and they turn into the neediest bottom ever
ISTP: service top
ESTP: selfish top
INTP: vers
ENTP: vers and down for anything
ISTJ: service top
ISFJ: service bottom
ESFJ: His/Her Royal Highness Pillow Princess
ESTJ: tireless service top
INTJ: p o w e r b o t t o m
ENTJ: scary top
ENFJ: enthusiastic service top
INFJ: vers, but only either an attentive service top or an emotional bottom
ISFP: Anything and everything you want if you ask nicely and give them a scooby snack after
ESFP: Just happy to be there
“=w= How Naughty”
Saam really likes the idea of not being able to move either because of their partner’s body on them or being restrained. It’s almost like limited movement on their part intensifies their experience of whatever is being done to them.
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