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‘  getting the fuck over things is the best!  ’
‘  i love the concept. never tried it, but it’s a hell of a concept!  ’
‘  you know that feeling you get when you’ve just showered and you crawl into a soft bed with clean sheets and you just feel safe and calm? that’s how i want my heart to feel.  ’
‘  when dogs say boof instead of barking. reblog if u agree  ’
‘  where does a mansplainer get his water? from a well, actually.  ’
‘  do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer?  ’
‘  if i had to pin point my biggest flaw, it would probably be me.  ’
‘  will anyone ever fall in love with my boring ass???  ’
‘  date a girl who keeps a post-it note over her webcam bc the government is watching her.  ’
‘  the difference between 4 a.m. and 5 a.m. is late as fuck and early as hell.  ’
‘  does anyone else get language cravings? like you’re doing the dishes and suddenly feel an irresistible urge to learn a little danish.   ’
‘  kinda want a relationship. kinda don’t ever want to give someone the power to hurt me.  ’
‘  fuck boys, I only trust rice.  ’
‘  whoever i end up marrying is going to be lucky af cause i got so much love to give.  ’
‘  luke skywalker is relatable because he did a couple days of exercise and was like “actually i’d rather go die in a war.”  ’
‘  mood: saying “mood” to everything.  ’
‘  i’m really bad at conversations. sorry if i’ve ever talked to you  ’
‘  share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach.  ’
‘  the struggle between me wanting to be successful and me wanting to lay in bed 24/7.  ’
‘  i’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. with everything and everyone. we will see.  ’
‘  while extroverts get their energy by being around other people, i (an introvert), get energy from being hit by a train. more or less.  
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‘  a cup of hot tea really heals ur soul this is true science.  ’
‘  i’m going to cry i’m so lonely now and all i have is this fucking cup of leaf water.  ’
‘  why do superheroes care so much about their cities? its always “i have to protect this city” or “people of this city will die” like chill, i mean shit i don’t even know who my mayor is.  ’
‘  when i say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.  ’
‘  YOU KNOW WHAT’S EXTREMELY TOXIC? JEALOUSY, turning saints into the sea. swimming through sick lullabies. choking on your alibis, but it’s just the price i pay  ’
‘  two years i ago i was a fucking mess and now i’m a fucking mess, but at peace with it and i’ve found a bunch of great music.  ’
‘  move, greg. i have depression and i want the pasta. it’s an emergency.  ’
‘  life problems i anticipated as a child: quicksand, ghosts. life problems i did NOT anticipate as a child: the crushing sense of failure associated with botched social interactions.  ’
‘  i get so excited when i can’t remember the name of someone i knew in high school it’s like i’m one step closer to being fully cleansed.  ’
‘  what do u mean i don’t have a social life??? i just went grocery shopping with my mom.  ’
‘  i’m a laid back person with a ton of anxiety.  ’
‘  i can’t hear you over how much i hate my town.  ’
‘  i accidentally vented to them so now i can never speak to them again.  ’
‘  oh sweet, sweet sounds of 80s synthesizers, alleviate me.  ’
‘  “i’m trying my best!!” i say as if my best didn’t pack up and leave me in 2012 without any warning.  ’
‘  we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek.  ’
‘  imagine getting a mental notification for every single time someone thought about you… it’d still be dry like my phone.  ’
‘  it’s funny because even online i find it hard to be social and make friends.  ’
‘  bamf: bad at making friends.  ’
‘  i hate when someone turns my music down in the car to speak… u think your convo is more important than this absolute banger??? get out!!  ’
‘  (to the tune of the final countdown): it’s a mental breakdown!  ’
‘  rip doesn’t even mean rest in peace anymore, it’s just rip.  ’
‘  if you wanna be my friend you gotta put up with me disappearing for weeks at a time and my inability to make emotional connections so be prepared.  ’
‘  “it’s uncool to tie your jacket around your waist” is straight propaganda and they might have to carry theirs around but we don’t.  ’
‘  why do tv shows get canceled like finish what u fucking started.  ’
‘  the number of messages i’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and i will be cast into hell.  ’
‘  i’m really boring if i’m not comfortable with you.  ’
‘  do you fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone??  ’
‘  just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta.  ’
‘  i need a small loan of $1,000,000.  ’
‘  i’m not the same person i was 2 minutes ago.  ’
‘  where can i find this friendzone i need some friends.  ’
‘  i have an idealized version of myself in my mind and she’s really pissed off at my life choices.  ’
‘  i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem?  ’
‘  i hate how when ppl get in an argument they start using big ass words, like how u go from a meme loving fuck to an english professor in 2 seconds.  ’
‘  when someone calls u their best friend out loud > romantic love.  ’
‘  sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on.  ’
‘  if u can afford to spend 12k on a festival to see blink 182 u can afford to die there.  ’
‘  i feel like i’m in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed.  ’
‘  my kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao  ’
‘  dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???  ’
‘  people who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto.  ’
‘  my specialty: the accidental 12-hour nap in broad daylight.  ’
‘  i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords.  ’
‘  whoever invents headphones that are comfortable to sleep in will get so rich.  ’
‘  i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings. do u feel me??  ’
‘  your smile makes any day a thousand times better.  ’
‘  hey hmu if u wanna fall in love with me.  ’
‘  90′s babies… we getting old.  ’
‘  stay safe because I like being alive at the same time as you.  ’
‘  i love my solitude but i was meant to be a lover.  ’
‘  i’m literally tired of myself.  ’
‘  i really do mean all those things i say to you. i hope you know this.  ’
‘   there’s something so nice about friends who tell you they love you. ’
‘  i love the moon!!!! she follows me everywhere to make sure i’m safe.  ’
‘  brah fuck it i’m just die.  ’
‘  i won’t hesitate (to love you unconditionally) bitch.  ’
‘  i’m kiss deprived.  ’
‘  i just want someone to kiss my neck, cuddle me, and play with my hair.  ’
‘  me, two days into spring: do you remember the good old days when all the bugs were in hell where they belong?  ’
‘  je suis,…. how do u say it……….. ready 2 die.  ’
‘  not putting a case on your iphone is like not putting a baby in a car seat.  ’
‘  if i want you, never worry about who wants me.  ’
‘  calling me baby makes me so freakin weak.  ’
‘  i’m a solid 2/10 but i’m kinky and loyal so hmu.  ’
‘  watching documentaries and making out on the couch is my kind of date.  ’
‘  space pisses me OFF the sun is TOO large and black holes are TOO mysterious and aliens are TOO sneaky.  ’
‘  date someone who makes it feel like there’s a sunset in your chest every time you look at them.  ’
‘  push me onto the bed and climb on top of me.  ’
‘  hearing “i love you” from the right person feels like a big warm hug.  ’
‘  all the love songs are becoming about you now.  ’
‘  the rumors are true: i’m soft and i just want to be loved.  ’
‘  avatar: the last airbender (2005-2008) would never have let me down like this.  ’
‘  first of all i love tiddies so jot that down.  ’
‘  fr tho, communication is so important to me. tell me what u want from me, tell me how i make u feel, be real with me, be real with ur soul.  ’
‘  i really need to be fucked by something other than life.  ’
‘  you are good and kind and the sun shines differently on you.  ’
‘  goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do.  ’

Ask muse how good they are at..

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rp-starters-ask-box-fillers:

💋 – kissing
👼 – babysitting
🍛 – cooking
💃 – dancing
🎭 – acting/performing arts
🍻 – tolerating alcohol
😠 – managing with their temper
📝- planning and following their plan
🎤- singing
🙊 – keeping secrets
🌷- taking care of plants/pets
😈 – manipulating with others
🏊 – swimming
😂 – telling jokes
📰 – keeping track of world news
📚 – worlds history knowledge
⌚- keeping track of time
💪 – staying fit
😏 – lying
🚗 – driving a car
👗 – dressing with style
🔮 – magic
🔪 – melee weapons
🔫 – ranged weapons
💞 – expressing their feelings
😓 – acknowledging mistakes
🎺 – playing an instrument
🎁 – making gifts
✊ – keeping promises

Angsty Bojack Horseman Sentence Starters

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ofthemuses:

  • “The most important thing is, you got to give the people what they want, even if it kills you.”
  • “You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me.”
  • “Life is a series of closing doors, isn’t it?”
  • “Am I a good person?”
  • “That’s the problem with life, either you know what you want and you don’t get what you want, or you get what you want and then you don’t know what you want.“ 
  • “There’s nothing for you behind you. All that exists is what’s ahead.“ 
  • “Family is a sinkhole, and you were right to get out when you had the chance.“ 
  • “I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.” 
  • “You didn’t know me and then you fell in love with me. And now you know me.” 
  • “Closure is a made up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets”.
  • “We’re just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.” 
  • “I don’t think I believe in ‘deep down’. I think that all you are is just the things that you do.”
  • “You were born broken, that’s your birthright.”
  • “You know what your problem is? You want to think of yourself as the good guy.”
  • “you’re a selfish goddamn coward who just takes whatever he wants and doesn’t give a shit about who he hurts. That’s you.”
  • “You know, it’s funny… when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.”
  • “I’m sorry, alright? I screwed up, I- I know I screwed up.”
  • “You can’t keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay! You need to be better!”
  • “You are all the things that are wrong with you.”
  • “Fuck, man. What else is there to say?”
  • “We’re not doomed. In the great, grand scheme of things, we’re just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten.”
  • “The only thing that matters is right now, this moment, this one spectacular moment we are sharing together.”
  • “I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.”
  • “He’s so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be. I envy that.”
  • “It’s not about being happy, that is the thing. I’m just trying to get through each day.”
  • “I can’t keep asking myself ‘Am I happy?’ It just makes me more miserable.”
  • “It takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are and even longer to see it doesn’t have to be that way.”
  • “When you do bad things, you have something you can point to when people eventually leave you. It’s not you, you tell yourself. It’s that bad thing you did.”
  • “It’s so cruel to let people love you. All you’re doing is promising you’ll one day break their hearts.”
  • “One day, you’re gonna look around and you’re going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.”
  • “There are some people you can’t save. Cause those people will thrash and struggle, and try to take you down with them.”
  • “ Hey, I wanted to talk to you about… you know. I feel bad about what happened.”
  • “I don’t forgive you.”
  • “No. I’m not gonna give you closure. You don’t get that. You have to live with the shitty thing you did for the rest of your life. You have to know that it’s never, ever going to be okay!”
  • “You have to believe me. I did everything I could.”
  • “I had a good life, but what I needed then was a friend! And you abandoned me. And I will never forgive you for that.”
  • “Now get the fuck out of my house!”
  • “ Look, I’m sorry about all the stuff I said about you earlier.”
  • “Do you… do you think it’s too late for me? I mean, am, am, am I just doomed to be the person that I am? “
  • “I, I, I need you to tell me that I’m a good person.”
  • “I just wanted to tell you that I know. I know you want to be happy, but you won’t be… and I’m sorry.”
  • “ What more do you want? What else could the universe possibly owe you? “
  • “I want to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don’t know how. I don’t know if I can.”
  • “If you ever try to contact me or my family again, I will fucking kill you.”
  • “ You can’t just disappear. You really hurt a lot of people.”
  • “In this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make.”
  • “It’s so sad that when you see someone as they really are, it ruins them.”
  • “You like being there to rescue me. Because it makes you feel good about yourself.”
  • “ You know that I don’t do the whole love thing. Either you end up hurting someone or they hurt you. So what’s the point?”
  • “ Uh…. Oh, god, I’m drowning. I feel like I’m drowning.”
  • “Hey, we have all done shitty stuff before. Most of us aren’t as proud of it as you seem to be.”
  • “It doesn’t get better and it doesn’t get easier.”
  • “I can’t keep lying to myself thinking I’m gonna change, I’m poison.”
  • “I come from poison and I have poison inside me and I destroy everything I touch. That’s my legacy.”
  • “I have nothing to show for the life I have lived. And I have nobody in my life who’s better off for having known me.”
  • “You’re gonna wanna kill yourself, and there’s going to be no one left to stop you.” 

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rockabilysplit:

((Feel free to add your own. Have fun~ ))

I like you / I hate you / I dislike you/ I love you / You
are family / I would take a bullet for you / I would shoot you / I would lie to
your face / I would say something cruel to you on purpose / I would say
something cruel to you accidentally  / I
would cheat on you / I would physically hurt you / You annoy me/ You amuse me /
I’d laugh at you / I’d laugh with you / I’d manipulate you / You scare me / You
confuse me / I wish I knew you better / I trust you / I don’t trust you / You
inspire me / I consider you an equal / You are beneath me / You’re better than
me / I would trust you with my life / I think you’re mean / I think you’re
petty / I think you’re childish / I think you’re smart / I think you’re stupid
/ I think you’re a bad person / I think you’re a good person / I’m not sure
what kind of person you are / I wish you would listen to me / I want to make
you proud / I wish you would notice me / I want to impress you / I would hurt
other people for you / I’m not sure how to make you happy / I’m a bad influence
on you / You deserve better than me / We make a great team / I’d have a one
night stand with you / I’d have a relationship with you / I would marry you / I
fantasize about our life together / I would trust you with my most treasured
belonging / I would tell you my darkest secrets / You disgust me / You
intimidate me / I hope I intimidate you / I’d hug you / I’d let you hug me  / I’m scared of losing you / I don’t think you
like me / I want to be better for you / I respect you / I don’t respect you /
You’re my mentor / You’re my friend / You’re my best friend / I have a crush on
you / I could easily watch you die / I’d get drunk with you / I’d party with
you / I’d comfort you / I’d prank you / I’d spike your drink / I’d act behind
your back / I’d abandon you / I’d hurt you to get what I want / I would choose
my happiness over yours / I would choose your happiness over mine / I despise
how much I care for you / I need you / I’m dependent on you / I don’t know what
I’d do without you / I’m scared of you leaving me / I’d give my life for you / You
frustrate me / I’d call for you in a time of need / I would protect you / I’d
visit you in hospital / I’d carry you if you were hurt / I’d feel guilty if I
hurt you / I’d let you be near me when I am vulnerable / I’d ignore a phone
call from you / I’d call you at 3am / I’d break you out of jail / I’d get angry
at you / I would shout at you / You’re too loud / You’re too quiet / You’re too
sensitive / You can’t take a joke / You embarrass me / I feel nothing for you /
You’re reckless / You’re bossy / You bore me / I would ask your advice / I
would blame you for something I did / I would cry in your arms / You have the
power to hurt me more than anyone else /