✰ * º ❛ even more popular text posts ask meme. ❜
‘ getting the fuck over things is the best! ’
‘ i love the concept. never tried it, but it’s a hell of a concept! ’
‘ you know that feeling you get when you’ve just showered and you crawl into a soft bed with clean sheets and you just feel safe and calm? that’s how i want my heart to feel. ’
‘ when dogs say boof instead of barking. reblog if u agree ’
‘ where does a mansplainer get his water? from a well, actually. ’
‘ do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer? ’
‘ if i had to pin point my biggest flaw, it would probably be me. ’
‘ will anyone ever fall in love with my boring ass??? ’
‘ date a girl who keeps a post-it note over her webcam bc the government is watching her. ’
‘ the difference between 4 a.m. and 5 a.m. is late as fuck and early as hell. ’
‘ does anyone else get language cravings? like you’re doing the dishes and suddenly feel an irresistible urge to learn a little danish. ’
‘ kinda want a relationship. kinda don’t ever want to give someone the power to hurt me. ’
‘ fuck boys, I only trust rice. ’
‘ whoever i end up marrying is going to be lucky af cause i got so much love to give. ’
‘ luke skywalker is relatable because he did a couple days of exercise and was like “actually i’d rather go die in a war.” ’
‘ mood: saying “mood” to everything. ’
‘ i’m really bad at conversations. sorry if i’ve ever talked to you ’
‘ share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach. ’
‘ the struggle between me wanting to be successful and me wanting to lay in bed 24/7. ’
‘ i’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. with everything and everyone. we will see. ’
‘ while extroverts get their energy by being around other people, i (an introvert), get energy from being hit by a train. more or less.
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‘ a cup of hot tea really heals ur soul this is true science. ’
‘ i’m going to cry i’m so lonely now and all i have is this fucking cup of leaf water. ’
‘ why do superheroes care so much about their cities? its always “i have to protect this city” or “people of this city will die” like chill, i mean shit i don’t even know who my mayor is. ’
‘ when i say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth. ’
‘ YOU KNOW WHAT’S EXTREMELY TOXIC? JEALOUSY, turning saints into the sea. swimming through sick lullabies. choking on your alibis, but it’s just the price i pay ’
‘ two years i ago i was a fucking mess and now i’m a fucking mess, but at peace with it and i’ve found a bunch of great music. ’
‘ move, greg. i have depression and i want the pasta. it’s an emergency. ’
‘ life problems i anticipated as a child: quicksand, ghosts. life problems i did NOT anticipate as a child: the crushing sense of failure associated with botched social interactions. ’
‘ i get so excited when i can’t remember the name of someone i knew in high school it’s like i’m one step closer to being fully cleansed. ’
‘ what do u mean i don’t have a social life??? i just went grocery shopping with my mom. ’
‘ i’m a laid back person with a ton of anxiety. ’
‘ i can’t hear you over how much i hate my town. ’
‘ i accidentally vented to them so now i can never speak to them again. ’
‘ oh sweet, sweet sounds of 80s synthesizers, alleviate me. ’
‘ “i’m trying my best!!” i say as if my best didn’t pack up and leave me in 2012 without any warning. ’
‘ we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek. ’
‘ imagine getting a mental notification for every single time someone thought about you… it’d still be dry like my phone. ’
‘ it’s funny because even online i find it hard to be social and make friends. ’
‘ bamf: bad at making friends. ’
‘ i hate when someone turns my music down in the car to speak… u think your convo is more important than this absolute banger??? get out!! ’
‘ (to the tune of the final countdown): it’s a mental breakdown! ’
‘ rip doesn’t even mean rest in peace anymore, it’s just rip. ’
‘ if you wanna be my friend you gotta put up with me disappearing for weeks at a time and my inability to make emotional connections so be prepared. ’
‘ “it’s uncool to tie your jacket around your waist” is straight propaganda and they might have to carry theirs around but we don’t. ’
‘ why do tv shows get canceled like finish what u fucking started. ’
‘ the number of messages i’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and i will be cast into hell. ’
‘ i’m really boring if i’m not comfortable with you. ’
‘ do you fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone?? ’
‘ just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta. ’
‘ i need a small loan of $1,000,000. ’
‘ i’m not the same person i was 2 minutes ago. ’
‘ where can i find this friendzone i need some friends. ’
‘ i have an idealized version of myself in my mind and she’s really pissed off at my life choices. ’
‘ i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem? ’
‘ i hate how when ppl get in an argument they start using big ass words, like how u go from a meme loving fuck to an english professor in 2 seconds. ’
‘ when someone calls u their best friend out loud > romantic love. ’
‘ sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on. ’
‘ if u can afford to spend 12k on a festival to see blink 182 u can afford to die there. ’
‘ i feel like i’m in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed. ’
‘ my kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao ’
‘ dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ??? ’
‘ people who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto. ’
‘ my specialty: the accidental 12-hour nap in broad daylight. ’
‘ i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords. ’
‘ whoever invents headphones that are comfortable to sleep in will get so rich. ’
‘ i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings. do u feel me?? ’
‘ your smile makes any day a thousand times better. ’
‘ hey hmu if u wanna fall in love with me. ’
‘ 90′s babies… we getting old. ’
‘ stay safe because I like being alive at the same time as you. ’
‘ i love my solitude but i was meant to be a lover. ’
‘ i’m literally tired of myself. ’
‘ i really do mean all those things i say to you. i hope you know this. ’
‘ there’s something so nice about friends who tell you they love you. ’
‘ i love the moon!!!! she follows me everywhere to make sure i’m safe. ’
‘ brah fuck it i’m just die. ’
‘ i won’t hesitate (to love you unconditionally) bitch. ’
‘ i’m kiss deprived. ’
‘ i just want someone to kiss my neck, cuddle me, and play with my hair. ’
‘ me, two days into spring: do you remember the good old days when all the bugs were in hell where they belong? ’
‘ je suis,…. how do u say it……….. ready 2 die. ’
‘ not putting a case on your iphone is like not putting a baby in a car seat. ’
‘ if i want you, never worry about who wants me. ’
‘ calling me baby makes me so freakin weak. ’
‘ i’m a solid 2/10 but i’m kinky and loyal so hmu. ’
‘ watching documentaries and making out on the couch is my kind of date. ’
‘ space pisses me OFF the sun is TOO large and black holes are TOO mysterious and aliens are TOO sneaky. ’
‘ date someone who makes it feel like there’s a sunset in your chest every time you look at them. ’
‘ push me onto the bed and climb on top of me. ’
‘ hearing “i love you” from the right person feels like a big warm hug. ’
‘ all the love songs are becoming about you now. ’
‘ the rumors are true: i’m soft and i just want to be loved. ’
‘ avatar: the last airbender (2005-2008) would never have let me down like this. ’
‘ first of all i love tiddies so jot that down. ’
‘ fr tho, communication is so important to me. tell me what u want from me, tell me how i make u feel, be real with me, be real with ur soul. ’
‘ i really need to be fucked by something other than life. ’
‘ you are good and kind and the sun shines differently on you. ’
‘ goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do. ’
Tag: meme
Honesty meme!
Send me a symbol for my muse to come clean about:
♥ – Something they like about your muse.
❦ – Something they hate about your muse.
✎ – A reason they’re jealous of your muse.
♪ – A secret they’re keeping from your muse.
♤ – What they thought about your muse when first meeting.
what is ONE THING you like about the way i play my character?
Questions/Comments to be sent anonymously!
(though off anon is fine too!)
- “Is there someone you hold dear?”
- “Don’t you feel any guilt?”
- “You’re actually afraid to be alone, aren’t you?”
“There must be something you fear.”
“Do you have a home?”
“Is there someone you like?”
“Are you really expecting a positive outcome out of this?”
“Aren’t you ashamed?”
- “Aren’t you happy?”
- “Who do you despise?”
“How do you sleep at night?”
“What do you think of kindness?”
“What do you think of hatred?”
“Why do you fight?”
“Why do you live?”
“How much blood have you spilled?”
“How much death have you seen?”
“Don’t you think your actions are reckless?”
“Don’t you know how much good you’ve done for others?”
“Can’t you tell they love you?”
“Can’t you see he/she would die for you?”
“Can’t you tell the truth for once?”
“You’re not tainted.”
- “You’re not alone.”
- “You’re awful.”
- “You don’t think of anyone but yourself.”
“You’re an emotionless robot.”
“You’re just a lap dog.”
“It’s not over.”
“He/she needs you.”
- “Stop lying.”
- “Stop fighting.”
- “Stop pushing others away.”
“You’re cruel.”
“You’re far too kind. Too kind for your own good.”
“You depend on him/her too often.”
“You’re overprotective, it’s stifling.”
- “He/she is bringing you down.”
“You’re too timid, it’s easy to see you as a target.”
- “You need to listen.”
“You need to speak up more often.”
- “You’re weak.”
- “You’re too proud.”
- “Quit blaming others for your mistakes.”
“You won’t always be around to save him/her.”
“One day, he/she won’t need you anymore.”
“You can’t cheat death.”
“You can’t hide forever.”
“They’ll find out the truth eventually.”
- “That person is only holding you back.”
- “They’re too good for you.”
“You’ll be rewarded for your efforts if you keep trying.”
“It will get better.”
“You look lonely.”
- “You look bitter.”
- “You look tired.”
“You’re hiding a painful burden.”
“You’re perfect.”
“You’re beautiful.”
“You will always be worthless.”
- “Your hands are too dirty, too tainted to be clean.”
- “You’re lost in this world. Wandering without a purpose.”
“You’ll rise above them all.”
- “You’ll find your place in this world.”
“Eventually, someone will knock you off your pedestal.”
Send 😘🍺 to drunkenly kiss my muse!
Asks to muse (or mun)
Muse and mun:
👀 = What is the most beautiful thing you’ve seen today?
👅 = What would satisfy your tongue at the moment?
💌 = *Makes the muse (or mun, if specified) write you a love letter*
🦄 = If you’d be any creature you could be, what would it be?
🕊 = What makes you feel free?
🍿 = Are you often salty or sweet?
🖼 = What art inspires you?
🌌 = Would you wear anything with a galaxy print?
🔥 = Hottest fictional character?
🔕 = What song/genre of music would you never choose listen to?
🎶 = What’s your jam?
🗑 = Are you trash?
🎩 = Do you prefer to dress chique or casual?
💘 = Are you in love?
👑 = Do you more often feel in charge or more often powerless?Just the mun
🦉 = Whooo’s a really awesome blog that deserves more love?
👾 = Where are you from?
🏴 = What languages do you speak?
✍️ = Do you roleplay?General comments:
😍 = I love you senpai! ❤
💣 = You are dah bomb!
💓 = I enjoy seeing your content
💕 = I wish we could be friends.
💖 = I am a shy kouhai, don’t know what to say… Even so, I hope that you will notice me today!
🐠 = Fish.😴 = Your blog content bores me.
😫 = I wish your blog content would change.
👽 = Your blog changed so much, we are strangers now.
💔 = I think your blog content is a negative influence on people.
On anon, tell me what your muse thinks of mine and they’ll try to guess who it is!
Which character would my muse rather fuck: Send two names
☆ Headcanon Prompts ☆
Love and Romance
- 💔 = Has your muse ever been heartbroken? If so, explain what happened.
- 🌹 = How would your muse react to romantic gestures, expected or not?
- 🌷 = Is your muse likely to be the one to make the first move, or would they wait for the other to make a move first?
- 🎁 = Does your muse become flattered to receive gifts?
- 😍 = Does your muse have any crushes? If so, who are they?
- 😘 = Does your muse like to flirt? Do they like to be flirted with?
- ❤️ = Does your muse focus on one person, or do they like to go and date as many people as possible?
- 💛 = In what ways does your muse express their love to their partner?
- 💚 = Does your muse get jealous easy?
- 💙 = Does your muse prefer a night out or a night in?
- 💜 = Does your muse date others based on their appearance or personality, or both?
- ♡ = Is there any kind of person that your muse will never date?
- 💞 = Does your muse believe in soulmates?
- 💘 = Does your muse believe in astrology signs? If so, what sign are they most compatible with? And is this important when considering a date?
- 💗 = Would your muse prefer a large, public proposal, or do they prefer a small, private one?
- 💵 = Is money an important factor to consider when dating? Does your muse prefer rich partners?
- 💎 = What kind of gemstone would your muse prefer on their engagement or wedding ring?
- 💍 = Big or small wedding?
- 💅🏻 = Does your muse always try to look their best around their partner, or are they comfortable wearing anything around them?
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