sunshine-memes:

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly
what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly
disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already
happened.”
“My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.”
“Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how
vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a
long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to
space.”
“Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.”
“Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something
completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete
fools.”
“Listen, three eyes don’t you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.”
“Shee, you guys are so unhip it’s a wonder your bums don’t fall off.”
“Since we decided a few weeks ago to adopt the leaf as legal tender, we have, of course, all become immensely rich.”
“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”
“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.”
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
“Don’t panic.”