FOUL GODS!! I feel your hands like gnarled vines pricking at my skin, each finger a bone, each limb a bony thorn, mouth agape FOUL GODS!! I hear utterances from your mouths but I cannot place which words rest between which teeth, ever-gnashing, ever-throwing themselves open, jaws agape, wide and accepting FOUL GODS!! You demand […]

anotherrpmemeblog:

Make a pass at my muse!

Send “Pass” and I’ll generate a number for my muse to react to yours…

  1. Winking at them
  2. Squeezing their knee under the table
  3. Whistling at them
  4. Telling them they look beautiful
  5. Telling them they look sexy
  6. Sliding their hand over their bottom
  7. Eyeing them up
  8. Sending them a dirty message
  9. Asking them out on a date
  10. Leaning in for a kiss
  11. Lingering on a hug
  12. Asking them if they’re single
  13. Asking them to dance
  14. Offering to buy them a drink
  15. Buying them a drink
  16. Boasting to impress them
  17. Showing off their skills to impress them
  18. Telling them the perks of a relationship with them
  19. Inviting them to their bedroom
  20. Kissing them on the cheek

ifemerel‌:

   “ yeah… I’m kinda broke right now. desperate times… very desperate, apparently. there’s something very juvenile about making a love potion, like a fourteen year old girl who found her very first spellbook. although, to be fair, he probably would’ve done this when he was that age, too. thankfully, he hadn’t discovered magic until a few years later; ‘saved himself the embarrassment…  this is ‘Babies First Potion’ stuff right here.

‘bottom of the barrel witchcraft… ‘sorry you have to see me like this, Saima. I swear I can do magic

way cooler

than thishe’s half-joking. but at least his apartment smells nice and rosy now. anyway, I felt kinda bad for the girl who asked me to make it. she’s never been on a date before and she’s super nervous about messing it up. I mean, we’ve all been there, right? I couldn’t say no, so… here we are.

” 

   “Yeah, yeah. There is much worst you could be doing in desperate times.. so I can’t hold it against you.” Something like this felt relatively harmless at least when it was controlled and done well. “You don’t have to apologize to me. While I know you’re capable of stronger magic, even the little things is pretty chill to witness. Besides the smell is pretty pleasant.” They respond with a bit of a smile, nodding in sympathy when Tida mentions the poor girl who asked for the potion in the first place. 

“I do too. I can imagine why her nerves would lead her to resort to this as a way to make things easier for her. So I get where she’s coming from definitely.“

[I just love the way that Saima feels a little nervous when someone they care about surprises them with a hug and the way they settle into a hug after realizing who it is.

It’s just so sweet and soft, I am just smiling a bit thinking about it.]

lilli-of-the-mountain‌:

“This is Amsterdam. All of your wildest fantasies come true, here. Even the food-based varieties.” Lilli pulled out her phone and began to search for that little restaurant she and Jan passed by the other morning. It wasn’t too far of a walk from home, thank goodness. 

“You don’t mind walking, do you? Whatever the temperature is outdoors, I’m sure it is not nearly as cold as it is back home for you.”

“Oh of course, I should have known.“ The benefits of being in Amsterdam, they supposed – so much food from all over. There’s really no reason not to take in the variety of options around here.

“I don’t mind walking at all. Yeah, I’m used to much cooler weather at home so I’m sure I should be pretty comfortable regardless of the conditions.“

lilli-of-the-mountain‌:

“Oh, I figured you would not mind. You, kleiner Baum, are endlessly selfless. It shames me every time I think upon it.” The clothes would simply be sacrificed to Helios’ whims for the time being. Lilli knew she would have to take not only an iron but also a lint roller to them all when she came back. 

“Now, where would you like to eat? I know of some charming little bistros but of course there are other restaurants. We could go with something entirely different if you want. I’ve heard of this new thing…it is pho? Am I saying it right? It is supposed to be good soup.”

“Hah, it’s just that I’m good at keeping quiet about the moments where I’m not so selfless.“ Those were moments Saima preferred to keep somewhat private – although maybe they should express their needs a little more often. Maybe. 

“Hm.. there’s a pho place nearby? I’d definitely be game for that. It’s certainly not new at all but – that’ll be pretty fun to have. Don’t quote me on the pronunciation, I have looked it up but it’s still not perfect.“

bloodycrumpets:

[Text]: Good evening. I hope this finds you well. This might sound somewhat strange, but I’ve been thinking about you a lot recently…. would you like to go for a drink?

[text]  Good evening.

[text] although I have a few doubts about you actually thinking of me/

[text] A drink can be arranged, sure.

ifemerel:

🍬 for @seekesotsibteadmist !

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   “ okay, I promise I don’t usually make these. I know it’s about as cliche as you can get, but I don’t even use this stuff. he’s awfully defensive about it though, isn’t heit’s not for me. someone offered to pay for one, and I’m kinda broke, sohere he is. making an actual, literal, LOVE POTION. I don’t get it. if you can’t make someone like you the old-fashioned way, it’s not worth it… he’s trying not to think about the moral implications of such a thing, although, he obviously is, since he feels the need to justify himself– anyway, don’t worry. it’s just temporary! like, it’ll only last long enough to get her through ONE date.  .  . is that still weird? I don’t know… he throws a few roses into the bowl, but realizes he probably should have a little more faith in the process of what he’s doing, or else he might mess up the potion. the energy you’re putting out matters with the creation of these things… I’m sure it’s fine, he assures, to himself more than anything. it’s like a test drive. what if the guy turns out to be a total douchebag when he’s in love? now she’ll know to run! 

  Ah, the process of making some kind of love potion. Brings back a lot of memories for Saima of those trying some kind of charm or spell to try and get the attention of their beloved. Very weird ethics but at least an entertaining concept. “Can’t blame you for doing something to get paid. And it’s only for one date? That’s not too bad – at least she’ll get a picture of what he’s like and be able to tell for sure if she’s interested in pursuing him further. I mean…it’s still weird either way. But I’d strongly prefer such potions to have a very limited time limit if they’re going to be made.”