divawrites-deactivated20150828:

do you ever silently begin to ship something but you’re not sure if your partner feels the same, because it’s such a fucking terrifying thing to even think about becoming the thirsty ship person who forces ships down other people’s throats so you… just… stand there… in angst.. with your quiet headcanons and thE SINKING FUTURE FOR A SHIP THAT WILL NOT SAIL BECAUSE YOU’RE A GODDAMN TERRIB LE WRITEr

corvidprompts:

“Am I alive? Am I alive? Sure, why not. I think. I eat food, produce waste. I can’t die or anything, but I could be unmade. That sounds like a living thing.”

“But you’re not…”

“No. I’m not human, [X]. I never have been.”

❝ I sound like a fucking twelve year old. ❞

A playful roll of the eyes before Saima responds. It was always kind of funny to hear the ways Vi describes himself. “You sound like an adult Vi, I promise. People sound all kinds of ways. And even if you do have a younger tone – that doesn’t mean that you sound like a twelve-year-old. If anything the issue is with other folks who think that rather than anything in particular about you.”

eviefyres:

PRE – ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME .

send a and i’ll fill this out for our muses !  i’ll bold what i want for their relationship, italic what i could see and strike out what i don’t .

FRIENDS.   childhood friends  /  work friends  /  family friends  /  recently friends  /  turning antagonistic  /  turning into something romantic  /  stable  /  falling apart  /  friendship of need  /  friendship of circumstance  pen – pals or internet friends  /  coworkers  /  partners  /  other .

ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts  /  newly entered  /  soulmates  /  skinny love  /  unrequited from my muses side  /  unrequited from your muses side  /  friends with benefits  /  awkward  /  fading  /  turning  toxic  /  toxic  and  destructive  /  other .

FAMILIAL BOND.   sibling bond  /  older sibling figure to your muse  /  younger sibling figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal  guardian  /  other .

ENEMIES.   dangerous to themselves  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  passionate  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into a sexual tension  /  developing into a romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based of misunderstandings or lies  /  other .

shit i say — sentence starters

twinsleft:

i decided to make a meme out of all the shit i say regularly. enjoy!

GENERAL SHIT. 

  • ❝ I’M GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE MY MIND. ❞
  • ❝ I’m going to shove an entire baseball bat down my throat and smash my insides. ❞

  • ❝ *aggressive finger guns* ❞

  • ❝ *high pitched screeching* ❞

  • ❝ That’s where you’re right, kiddo. ❞

  • ❝ I AM THE ONE THAT WEIGHS A TON DON’T NEED A GUN—

  • ❝ HECK. ❞

  • ❝ GOTTA FUCKING BLAST. ❞

  • ❝ That’s my cue to blast outta here. ❞

  • ❝ GOT ME MOTHERFUCKING MCSHOOK. ❞

  • ❝ Thoroughly shooken. ❞

  • ❝ LISTEN—

    ❞ 

  • ❝ Trust me, I’m a professional. ❞

  • ❝ I’m gonna throw myself off of a fucking bridge. ❞

  • ❝ I’m convinced I was a cat in a past life. ❞

  • ❝ Inject caffeine directly into my veins, please. ❞

  • ❝ I literally have a ‘white people voice’ for when I’m being polite. ❞

  • ❝ I sound like a fucking twelve year old. ❞

  • ❝ I got a tiny ass head. It’s like a fucking golf ball. ❞

BITTER SHIT.

  • ❝ _____ is the literal bane of my existence. ❞

  • ❝ I hate you. …I’m kidding. ❞

  • ❝ Yeah, well, he’s/she’s/they’re a manipulative cunt, so. ❞

  • ❝ I’m gonna punch you in the fucking mouth. ❞

  • ❝ I’m small and bitter like an espresso. ❞

  • ❝ I am Denatonium benzoate, aka the most bitter substance on the planet. ❞

  • ❝ *facepalm* ❞

  • ❝ *frustrated groaning* ❞

  • ❝ I hate _____ with every fiber of my being. ❞

  • ❝ I will kick your fucking ass. ❞

  • ❝ Don’t you fucking dare. ❞

  • ❝ I get it, I’m fucking short. ❞

LOVEY SHIT.

  • ❝ You mean a lot to me. Like, seriously, a fucking lot. ❞

  • ❝ I do it because I love you. ❞

  • ❝ *fondly* Fucking nerd. ❞

  • ❝ *fondly* Dumbass. ❞

  • ❝ You are my absolute favorite person. ❞

  • ❝ *heart eyes* ❞

  • ❝ Don’t even fucking think about leaving without giving me a hug. ❞

  • ❝ *whining noises and grabby hands* ❞

  • ❝ There he/she/they go(es), the love of my life. ❞

  • ❝ It’s literally unfair how attractive he/she/they is/are. ❞

  • ❝ Look at how pretty he/she/they is/are, I’m gonna fucking cry. ❞

  • ❝ I just wanna smooch his/her/their face. ❞

  • ❝ JUST LOOK AT HIM/HER/THEM! I’M GONNA SCREAM. ❞

MOM-FRIEND SHIT.

  • ❝ I am mom-friend. ❞

  • ❝ You best not be fucking texting and driving. ❞

  • ❝ Do you want ____? ❞

  • ❝ Please don’t do that, you’re worrying me. ❞

  • ❝ Listen, my job is to make sure everyone else is okay. ❞

  • ❝ ‘Drink water kids!’ I say as I am severely dehydrated. ❞

  • ❝ ____, that’s not good. ❞

  • ❝ Who do I have to fucking fight? ❞ 

ANGSTY SHIT.

  • ❝ I hate myself with every fiber of my being. ❞

  • ❝ I’m just really fucking scared. ❞

  • ❝ I’m sorry that I love you. ❞

  • ❝ I’m sorry that I’m like this. ❞

  • ❝ What’s wrong with me? ❞

  • ❝ God, this happens every fucking time. ❞

  • ❝ I loved her/him/them. And she/he/they fucking abandoned me. ❞

  • ❝ I don’t know what I’m doing. ❞

  • ❝ Why the fuck am I crying? ❞

  • ❝ I’m getting bad again. ❞

  • ❝ It’s like everything goes in one ear, out the other with you. ❞

  • ❝ I’ve told you time and fucking time again that it makes me feel like shit, and yet you still do it. ❞

  • ❝ I look and feel like absolute shit. ❞

  • ❝ It’s nothing, I’m fine. ❞

SLEEPY SHIT.

  • ❝ I’m so fucking exhausted. ❞

  • ❝ I really wanna just sleep. ❞

  • ❝ I need to just sleep for like 17 years. ❞

  • ❝ I could literally fall asleep anywhere. ❞

  • ❝ I’m gonna pass out in the middle of the hallway. ❞

  • ❝ I’m already fucking tired. ❞

  • ❝ If I sit still in one place for like 30 minutes, I will fall asleep. ❞

  • ❝ Can I just nap instead? ❞

Eternity isn’t some later time. Eternity isn’t even a long time. Eternity has nothing to do with time. Eternity is that dimension of here and now that all thinking in temporal terms cuts off… the experience of eternity right here and now, in all things, whether thought of as good or as evil, is the […]

gettinggodly‌:

they hold out their hand to acknowledge the words before turning just slightly so they can heave up the aforementioned stomach bile and various small items. this time it’s a few batteries and a lego, of all things.


“oh, that’s so gross. sorry. my stomach’s a black hole, i think.”

Sometimes, there’s something legitimately intriguing about unusual vomiting. Maybe the questions about what happened beforehand is the reason. And seeing the few batteries and a lego really does get Saima’s attention. Huh. 

Well, weird things end up in stomaches all the time, so I hear.  So I can’t really judge too harshly for that.